Rant.

So I have a sinus infection and bronchitis. I have been prescribed 3 drugs. One says it may cause constipation. The other says it may cause "severe" diarrhea - for up to a month after I've taken it. And the other is a steroid. Could this get any more awesome? I don't think so. Despite what Jordan says I don't think these drug side effects are going to magically balance out. I have spent most of 2010 being sick. In January I got the stomach flu. In February I got a pretty nasty head cold. I was better for about a week and then got the stomach flu again, this time much worse. (and subsequently gave it to Jordan's whole family, some of whom passed out while ill, twice! - seriously it was an awful bug!) And as for March? I've been sick since the 8th despite three days where I was able to make full use of my nostrils. I'm ready to call the authorities and begin the investigation on the homicide of my immune system. Or a missing persons report? a manhunt? Seriously, who is responsible? Because I want to see that person behind bars. Or at least forced to take a truck load of drugs with potentially explosive gastrointestinal side effects...